He Said: Highly customizable. Like LEGO!
She Said: …Foxy! With the full white stole, PETA is not happy.
He Said: lolwut?
She Said: This reminds me of Cher Horowitz’s mugging after that Sun Valley party (Clueless, 1995):
Cher: You don’t understand… this is an Alaia…
Mugger: An Ah- whatta?
Cher: It’s like a totally important designer…
Mugger: …And I will totally shoot you in the head.
He Said: Dear ___, Internet Explorer is the best thing ever. Love, Your Grandma
She Said: A little tired- looking. Versace SS Collection, after Donatella’s rehab stint a few years back…
He Said: Clean, crisp, sleek, overused. The Helvetica of browsers.
She Said: Very now and fun! Homegirl Selena Gomez could totally rock this look at the Teen Choice Awards. Or (of course!) Emma Stone!
He Said: Fixed gear bikes, thick- framed specs, garage- indie music, art films, lomography, Safari
She Said: The hair is very Kristen McMenamy. Uber luxe.
He adds: Hey, you forgot Netscape Navigator.
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