he said, she said 1: battle of the browser stars

Dearest ______,

Illustration from http://www.reddit.com, for all things geeky and cool. Illustration by Moie Preisenberger.

MOZILLA FIREFOX

He Said: Highly customizable. Like LEGO!

She Said: …Foxy! With the full white stole, PETA is not happy.

OPERA

He Said: lolwut?

She Said: This reminds me of Cher Horowitz’s mugging after that Sun Valley party (Clueless, 1995):

Cher: You don’t understand… this is an Alaia…

Mugger: An Ah- whatta?

Cher: It’s like a totally important designer…

Mugger: …And I will totally shoot you in the head.

INTERNET EXPLORER

He Said: Dear ___, Internet Explorer is the best thing ever.  Love, Your Grandma

She Said: A little tired- looking.  Versace SS Collection, after Donatella’s rehab stint a few years back…

GOOGLE CHROME

He Said: Clean, crisp, sleek, overused. The Helvetica of browsers.

She Said:  Very now and fun!  Homegirl Selena Gomez could totally rock this look at the Teen Choice Awards.  Or (of course!) Emma Stone!

SAFARI

He Said: Fixed gear bikes, thick- framed specs, garage- indie music, art films, lomography, Safari

She Said:  The hair is very Kristen McMenamy.  Uber luxe.

He adds: Hey, you forgot Netscape Navigator.

/sarcasm

Love,

Karlita

PHOTOGRAPHY & TEXT BY AUTHOR UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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