vegetarian kitchen: humor in vegetables

Dearest ______,

Whenever friends find out that I’ve gone Vegetarian, they usually stare at me in disbelief, follwed with a variety of the funniest looks of bewilderment.

“Are you sure?”
“How could you, why would you?”
“But you used to love ______… don’t you miss ______ at all?”
And more.

People say I’m being a fadist, some say it’s probably just a phase.

And I say, peas be with you! 🙂

Because vegetables are funny little things (have you seen a potato lately?), I find that vegetarians are the butts roots of some of the crudest, most sarcastic, and ultimately, funniest statements out there.

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

– A. Whitney Brown


“HAM AND EGGS – A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. ”

– Anonymous


“Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head. ”

– Ambrose Bierce


“Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts. ”

– Charles Lamb


Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning ‘lousy hunter’”

– Andy Rooney


“Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”

– Shari R. Barr



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12 thoughts on “vegetarian kitchen: humor in vegetables”

      1. oh, diri ra diay ni. will try those out too, pero ngita sa pud ko fellow sagbot eater to invite 😛

  1. karlalot, don’t you tell secrets in the kitchen – potatoes have eyes and corn has ears :)))

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