he said, she said 2: on travel, on thailand

Dearest ______,

He just flew in from Thailand, after four lazy days spent on the gorgeous beaches of Phuket and Phi Phi Islands. Lucky, lucky He, while the rest of us have been having atrocious weather in the city for the past few days.

She Said: Oooh my Goood… how gorgeous were the beaches. Jealousy is a warm gun. Bang, bang, bang. I die…

He Said: Hold shift + ctrl + zoom to see the ladyboy. Bang!

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he said, she said 1: battle of the browser stars

Dearest ______,

Illustration from http://www.reddit.com, for all things geeky and cool. Illustration by Moie Preisenberger.

MOZILLA FIREFOX

He Said: Highly customizable. Like LEGO!

She Said: …Foxy! With the full white stole, PETA is not happy.

OPERA

He Said: lolwut?

She Said: This reminds me of Cher Horowitz’s mugging after that Sun Valley party (Clueless, 1995):

Cher: You don’t understand… this is an Alaia…

Mugger: An Ah- whatta?

Cher: It’s like a totally important designer…

Mugger: …And I will totally shoot you in the head.

INTERNET EXPLORER

He Said: Dear ___, Internet Explorer is the best thing ever.  Love, Your Grandma

She Said: A little tired- looking.  Versace SS Collection, after Donatella’s rehab stint a few years back…

GOOGLE CHROME

He Said: Clean, crisp, sleek, overused. The Helvetica of browsers.

She Said:  Very now and fun!  Homegirl Selena Gomez could totally rock this look at the Teen Choice Awards.  Or (of course!) Emma Stone!

SAFARI

He Said: Fixed gear bikes, thick- framed specs, garage- indie music, art films, lomography, Safari

She Said:  The hair is very Kristen McMenamy.  Uber luxe.

He adds: Hey, you forgot Netscape Navigator.

/sarcasm

Love,

Karlita

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